Someone left this, apparently, unused loo outside our workplace. Big chief Geoff decided it was a good opportunity for a sit down after serving us all canapes!
Witty remarks
This competition is now closed. We asked you to write a suitable caption in the comments box below. You all had us tittering through Christmas and into the new year!
Congratulations
All of your comments were great! We will be sending a £10 gift voucher for Beads Unlimited to Jane Marley who posted on 22nd December. ’
Geoff failed to notice that when using the outside loo that the black dalek was aproaching from behind, if he turns round he will poop himself
We chose Jane’s comment for her powers of observation. We hadn’t even noticed the marauding dalek until she pointed it out!
Thanks for giving us a laugh and a Happy New Year to you all!
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it’s a bit chilly in here, but at least there’s good ventilation.
I only asked if I could proof read the new Beads Unlimited 2012 catalogue at my convenience, not ON my convenience! Still, it’s good to multi-task!!!!!!! xxx
Poor Geoff was concentrating so hard on the Bead Wholesalers catalogue he completley failed to notice the building had been demolished around him..score 1 for modern explosive demolitionists!!
These are brilliant! Keep them coming.
Geoff found this seat very convenient after he became bogged down with his wee book
Geoff loved to pooruse the pages of a good book.
Could someone please shut the bathroom door as i like to read in private.
hmm…I asked for an outside toilet but this is ridiculous…
Ah! A good book and a loo! Life doesn’t get much better!
Geoff knew he had a bad case of the squits, but the wife insisting he use the outside facilities was going too far.
“Scotty, something’s wrong with the transporter and I can’t fix it with this manual!”
“…. using beadalon, string two 5mm beads, then a pearl and knot….”
Reading “Plumbing for Dummies”.
Geoff failed to notice that when using the outside loo that the black dalek was aproaching from behind, if he turns round he will poop himself
After working hard his friends and staff told Geoff to take a pew, no a pew Geoff, a pew!!!
How long does it take for this ‘bead-a’ to finish!!
Geoff, I hope you’re wearing waterproof trousers, that’s a Bidet you’re sitting on.”
Gives new meaning to ‘Taking a dump’ (Bins now provided)
When you read the instructions to me you said attach bidet to bead B, now I’m confused!
When the boss got too big for his boots and demanded a throne the staff were only too happy to oblige………..
“I got my bin, my book and the toilet, what more do I need? Maybe I should have brought the bricks too”
Even at his great age, he still needed to take the dumping instruction manual with him.
“I guess this is as good a place as any to get started on the year end paperwork!”
Should’ve gone to SpecSavers!
Mmmm now where is that damn page, how to remove superglue from cloth and porcelain, you can never find the page when you are looking for something !!
It may not be my shed…but it will do for now!!
theres nothing bog standard about the beads unlimited catalogue
“It’s a dirty job but somewhere you’ve got to do it!! I’m pretty sure it went like this…”
“Now I see why the rumour has that Beads Unlimited are the best equipped in the business!!”
Thank you so much for choosing me as a winner, the Christmas holiday has wiped my bank account and stopped my beady retail therapy and I was having serious withdrawals lol. I have now spent my £10 voucher on loads of lush miracle beads. Thank you so much xxx